What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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She was charged with rustling!

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.