Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.