Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"