What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent