What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!