How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.