Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish