Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.