Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Seance Jokes More Seance Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side