Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.