Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What does a dog get at the vet?

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What does a dog get at the vet?

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