Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.