What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.