What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.