North Korea Jokes

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why is North Korea so polluted?

They have supreme litter.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

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