Neither want me coming inside them.
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A: Can't complain ...
The South Will Rise Again
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
The NoDinar
Because it ain't got no Seoul.
Because they have no Seoul.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
In north korea itself.
You have been banned from .
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
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Nah. I'ma stay.
It has no Seoul!!
Kimistry
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because they switched to Comcast.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
The traffic.
We Three Kims
Because it's got no Seoul!
a Kimono
It's got no Seoul.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because it doesn't have a Seoul!
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
They have supreme litter.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Ping-Pyong-yang
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Jimmy Kim-il
They lack the element of supplies
Norse Korea
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
Oh, I can't complain."
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Because they must build additional pylons.
By how fast it sinks.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
They've got no Seoul.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!
Professor + I'm sorry. lol.
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
removed
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
Getting a right call.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
The Eng gland.
