Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)