Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond