Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono