Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...