Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.