Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.