What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.