Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.