Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!