Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.