Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

Science Project Jokes More Science Project Jokes

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"