How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
There were too many vets.
So he can cut corners.
Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Mice cubes !
A: It's all in the grip.
Common Sense
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
A crocodile. -You won !"