Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.