Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH