DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Unfortunate.
H. Ross Parrot
And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language
Paddy O'furniture
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Goose bumps.