How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.