How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"