How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.