How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"