What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.