What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus