How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte