The lottery.
A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.
less than twelve parsecs.
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Let me hear something different.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.