What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes