What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.