What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.