Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu