What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey