Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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How do people look at the internet?

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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This guy!!!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin