Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.