Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.