Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards