What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia?

apache

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.