What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.