What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.