Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.