Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.