Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.