What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.