What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.