What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)