Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"