Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.