Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.