Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.