Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.