Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where does bad light end up?

in prism

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.