What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine