What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.