Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
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Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
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None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A: It depends on the age.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
He got hammered with his buddies.
For the watch
Zinfandels!!!!!!
Mooney.
Because slavery is illegal.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
A bit cross.
Brie me my supper !
Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
