What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.