Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.