Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.