Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting