Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court