Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.