Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.
So you can read their lips.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Because he can't "C"
With 26 characters he met at a party.
