Waiter: Probably learning to read.
Read a book, you dummies.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
At LMN-tary school !
A pHD
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
Because he can't "C"
Alphabet Soup.
