What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets