What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast