What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!