Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.