Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.