What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

3 Ball Jokes More 3 Ball Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!