Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.