Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Frost Jokes More Frost Jokes

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Because Frost bites.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.