Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily