What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).