What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.