What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.