What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib