Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.