Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

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