Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !