Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !