What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
The crime rate.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Hop on Pop.
He wanted to be cool.
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A firefly with a short circuit !
They burn calories.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
