What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.